"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
Sober or drunk, it’s always you."
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong
"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"
"Be somebody nobody thought you could be."
idk if its been done but im sure it has but here you go any how
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post